Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
I kinda wanna be in a gang but only like once and not even a real gang maybe one of those corny gangs that snap in sync and have choreographed dance movies
Someone told me yesterday that I have nice legs…. I know what you’re planning, these are my legs you cannot have them